JAW-JAW was once better than war-war. Not now. The sideways shudder of Gordon Brown's jaw has been blamed for his lack of voter appeal. Ex head of NATO George Robertson's "tight" mouth has made him an easy target for caricature. Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon are struggling to control their faintly patronising, know-all smiles ... and now Wendy Alexander is trailing in the popularity stakes because she is a small woman with a large mouth. Of course, you won't read that in broadsheet coverage, which is almost fawning in its repetitive mention of how clever Ms Alexander is. A back-handed compliment if ever I heard one. In anti-intellectual Scotland, nobody likes a smartypants. Online, though, comment is personal, cruel, unfair and undoubtedly biased. But copious.
Bendy Wendy, Windy Alexander, Gordon's wee Gargoyle, Wee Wendy Weirdo, The Mooth, Darling Wendy, New LISP (Labour in Scotland Party), Wendy and the Lost Boys etc etc.